Those game descriptions are CRAZY!!!

But I’m having a real “Samus is a GIRL???” moment right now.

City Connection – Clarice travels the world by car looking for her ideal boyfriend. Dodge police, jump, and fight back with oil cans!

In all my years playing that game, never once would I have described the game like that. I had no idea the driver was female, and I also had no idea we were looking for a boyfriend. I thought we were just connecting all the roads with solid lines by driving over them, while outrunning the cops. And if you run over a cat, the whole world stops, and it’s game over.