Bro, I’m a neurodivergent human being speaking without filters to help you understand that there are people who are just like this. I’m happy I’m a cool enough train wreck you crane your neck to see, but I’m a human being, too. I don’t know who you are, but I think you’re cool. I’d tell you I love you, but my mom’s intuition tells me you’re one of those people who would think that’s weird. At least you know my lore. That’s all I give a shit about, he says fasciously as a joke, cuz that’s what I make out of my life.