why don’t we just mix all the vaccines you’ll ever need together in a huge several liter syringe and inject that once, instead of having to run to the doctor every couple years??
I don’t know how illegal it would be to sell vaccines as supplements.
Gotta collect em all!
Also, don’t forget influenza.
And pertussis
Abd those two additional ways :
- Sleep enough
- Eat a balanced diet
I’m not a doctor, but…
I’m still amazed!
I’ll stick to red 40 maxing
10 tricks your MAGA “doctor” does not want you to know!
All doctors? There is at least one in ten that follows a different path. This was taught to me by toothpaste commercials decades ago. /s
All doctors who aren’t quacks. There is no reasonable way to be against vaccination; it’s safer and more effective than almost any other medical treatment.
And as a bonus, you get a free autism!
Golly gee I hate this country…
That particular lie originated in the UK and there are plenty people in the EU who believe it too. But yeah in the US it’s our official government position now…
It’s so frickin’ stupid. I need to get out, or to a more left-leaning city.
Can I get a bit of Tylenol instead?
(read right to left)
🔫🔫 Put the Tylenol down! 🔫🔫
(Seriously, though, it’s so bad for your liver and isn’t even better than placebo. There are usually better pain meds out there.)
That was a study specifically on lower back pain. It [paracetamol/acetaminophen] is moderately effective for other things like tension headaches. Also the liver effects are not serious if you follow the guidelines for dose and avoid regular use.
Good to know, thanks!
Doctors be like:
The 7th will surprise you!!
it could be one of those clickbait youtube shorts or videos with AI narration (excited woman voice)
heellll, i remember was some vaccine shit in school, subq into my right arm, guess what, for week my arm was completly locked and i cant move arm at all!!!
now i never doing vaccines especially in school
Would it surprise you to learn that doing something that provokes an immune response provokes an immune response? Perhaps it only surprises you to learn that sometimes those immune responses can also be quite uncomfortable, although not normally as bad as the disease itself.
no, its improperly injected, the nurse was unkind at all, i usually avoid injections at all
also shut off your fucking ass!!!
SURPRISEEEE YOU!!! ONLYYYY SURPRISES YOUUUU!!! TO LEARN THAT (sorry my head is already fcking encyclopedia storage, i dont need immunology for now sorry)
also learn that its https://www.webmd.com/vaccines/what-is-sirva
i not anti-vaccine propagandist yeah, but i needlephobe so vaccine is one of the it
now i never doing vaccines especially in school
i not anti-vaccine propagandist
Both of these cannot be true.
This has to be fake, there’s no way you went to school
wa? in russia, we have feldshers cabinets in any school, and they do vaccines sometimes(with parental approval, nobody cares about your opinion)
