• cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOP
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      Built-in ransomware.

      We’ve stolen your files for you for your convenience, no we didn’t ask.

      Also you’re out of space, pay us now or you could lose your files.

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        You can disable, and remove onedrive. At least you can on my version of windows, since I gutted it out of my PC.

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        Joke’s on them, I can’t afford it. ALL the jobs are offshore.

        They might be able to sell me some more debt…if the price is good.

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      Mad Magazine once spoofed the movie Independence Day, in which Jeff Goldbloom’s character destroys the alien ship by installing Windows 95 on it.

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        I’ve had that magazine taken away from me during class by a teacher trying to teach me about checks and balances in our government.

        Mad Magazine #350

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            Now isn’t that funny. Mad Magazine is a better education than school.

            One of them is looking further down the road than the other.