• KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Grandpappy always said, if a lady doesn’t appreciate a good wafflestomp, then she isn’t worth keeping.

    He also insisted Jesus told him aspirin and bacon fat enemas were the cure for cancer, so take his advice at your own peril.