beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours ago"it only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you're a nice person."message-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up194file-text
arrow-up194message-square"it only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you're a nice person."beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square25fedilinkfile-text
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minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-213 hours agoYou know folks, there are things you can do to communicate that you need to get by… Things like: Asking nicely in a heavy cowboy voice. Wearing a diaper over your denim shorts. Tasmanian Devil impressions. I’m in and out of there in 5 minutes every time!
You know folks, there are things you can do to communicate that you need to get by…
Things like:
I’m in and out of there in 5 minutes every time!