“I love my unborn children far too much to subject them to the dumpsterfire of a planet we’ve built for them.”

I can’t help but feel guilty every time a friend or coworker or someone makes the announcement that they’re having a kid. We owe that kid better, but shit’s gonna be WAY worse by the time they’re old enough to despise us for it.

Much love to any parents reading this. You’ve got a hard job.