The kitten dragged one of the thin used bars out of the bathtub into the hallway so now all the soap is in the bathroom closet!
O this smells nice.
Chomp
Christ on a stick!
Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!
Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.
10/10, no notes.
If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.
“Gross, it tastes like cilantro!” - Cat
My husband says it either taste like soap or solid deodorant. I have no idea how he knows what deodorant tastes like.
How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?
Touché
Tushié
you asking the wrong questions, everyone gets soap in their mouth at some point; how does he know it tastes like soap or solid deoderant? he tried it?
I’m pretty sure if you could speak cat, it’d be yelling “How dare you do this to me!”
“You betrayed me, Human!”
Cat News Anchor: This just in… soap is not food. Film at 11.
“Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth”
A play in four cats
Not a plant, but definitely ick. Username half checks out ;-)
Loss
Schizophrenia
Hey, I’ve seen this one… hahahahahha
It’s a classic!
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