Merlin was my gateway. Haven’t been able to stop noticing birds since. I just hear there calls man… always singing, always calling. Always calling

My wife got me to sit too lol. I had never really considered it before, but I’m never going back, unless it’s a public bathroom

Sit at home, stand in public

Lol, the “just smacking their lips” always killed me. Like they were just fucking with me for funsies

• Small piece of glass
• Small shard of clay pot
• A piece of brick
• Looong piece of string, 90% swallowed
• A hardware bolt
• Waffle house scraps from trash
• Entire fast food burger
• Entire bar of 80% dark chocolate (the only one that required a vet immediately)
• Sometimes his own face hair, still attached… just nomming it a bit

…just off the top of my head from my own experience, you just never know

I can continue using the hardware I already own, and it still runs well. And now I have a reason to learn how to make it work even better, so that’s fun