Sit home, stand elsewhere
This is gonna sound… ok… Here goes… I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.
I’m not kidding when I say a “big dick” is not fun. It REALLY is not.
So many examples of it not being fun…
Maybe you could start using the adult sized toilets rather than the kiddies ones?
Ah check, good point :-)
All said in jest. Congrats on the length, sorry about the toilet discrimination. Justice for massive schlongs solidarity.
Sitter here.
I have toddlers, twins. They get mesmerised by the laminar flow in the wee and try to grab it.
I guess before I had kids I would wonder why the kids are present for this event but toddlers are super busy, super active, and super curious. You can be watching them juggle knives in the kitchen or whatever and decide to just take a moment to go wee and slink away and they just kinda teleport to your location and try to grab your wee stream.
If you’re sitting then you have both hands available to fend off curious hands.
The one trick that I rely on multiple times a day is redirection. “Don’t touch daddies wee” translates to “daddies wee is super interesting”. However, “Look at this amazing square of toilet paper” is received more or less as stated.
Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.
Ah yes the lemonade percolator, classic.
Wait what? How full does your bowl get???
You’re asking the wrong question
There’s a very specific tuck you have to perform to prevent that while not stopping the stream. The struggle is real.
:(
The only downside to sitting is that sometimes I end up pissing through the gap between the toilet and the seat all over my own pants.
Aiming is a minigame and hardcorr difficulty is carpet.
All healthy mammals take 25 seconds to urinate. 90 is somewhat concerning.
I mostly sit but I think the downsides are downplayed.
In my old age of creeping towards 40 my stream has died down a little, but no splash ?
There is splash. Even with my pathetic old man pressure there is splash. It doesn’t go on the floor. it goes on my thighs and under the toilet seat.
Before when I was young and virile it was a big issue and very uncomfortable to veeeeeery gently let a portion of my stream out over a long time.
There’s also the issue of not accidentally booping the porcelain with the tip.
Granted its nice to have a sit down alone, and with measures taken it can even be nice, but its not a clear cut winner.
Also peeing freely outside is of course the best. Or from something very high up.
I pee sitting. I also wipe sitting.
People who stand to wipe are the real weirdos in my book.
I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.
Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.
If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.
Dude needs to drink more water of he’s only peeing once a day.
Personally I typically only sit at night when I’m tired and don’t want to turn the lights on
stand unless i also have to poop
I find a corner of the yard not too visible and disrobe before I pee
No splashback.
No aiming.
Sometimes the tip touches the bowl and you feel like you should get tested… even at home…
Dafuq
If you’ve never had that happen then be glad. But I wonder if you have a big toilet or small pp
Don’t know how the toilets work in your country/neck of the woods, but 'round here there’s a good 8-10 inches clearance between the water and my ass. I ain’t hung like a fuckin donkey.
The tip touches the cheramic inside of the bowl in the upper part of the toilet, not the water
In bathrooms built before 2000 are all too short my tall ass. In the summers my balls would touch the water cuz it is so hot.
Also, I get to fuss my cats who come in the rub around my legs.
As a man, I don’t justify my choice of peeing positions to anyone. I sit or stand if I want to, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and take their opinions with them.
Sir, please don’t sit in the urinal.
Is this not a free country?
Which country?
I too am pro-choice
