• FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I doubt she’d want me standing to that on the toilet either so standing shits are unfortunately delegated to the bathtub and waffle stomp treatment

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        Grandpappy always said, if a lady doesn’t appreciate a good wafflestomp, then she isn’t worth keeping.

        He also insisted Jesus told him aspirin and bacon fat enemas were the cure for cancer, so take his advice at your own peril.