• Clutter@sh.itjust.works
    9·
    2 hours ago

    This is gonna sound… ok… Here goes… I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.

    I’m not kidding when I say a “big dick” is not fun. It REALLY is not.

    So many examples of it not being fun…

    • adam_y@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      2 hours ago

      Maybe you could start using the adult sized toilets rather than the kiddies ones?

      • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
        4·
        50 minutes ago

        I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it’s crazy.

        So while I’m not a big guy myself I’ve had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.

        What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.

        I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I’m doing it wrong.

        • adam_y@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          2 hours ago

          All said in jest. Congrats on the length, sorry about the toilet discrimination. Justice for massive schlongs solidarity.