• FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I’ve been seeing a girl recently and been trying to sit rather than stand. She owns her own home alone so to me it feels very rude to piss all over the floor and seat, even if its just a drop or two that gets away from the bowl. If i wanna stand so badly I’ll just go with her dogs in the yard.

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        1 day ago

        I doubt she’d want me standing to that on the toilet either so standing shits are unfortunately delegated to the bathtub and waffle stomp treatment

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          1 day ago

          Grandpappy always said, if a lady doesn’t appreciate a good wafflestomp, then she isn’t worth keeping.

          He also insisted Jesus told him aspirin and bacon fat enemas were the cure for cancer, so take his advice at your own peril.