Over 12k strokes for the average man, if you were wondering

The “then” referring to the PS3 era is hurting my joints

they have the two basic components, glasses and sun

rich as rich daddy balls

like the bejewelled kind

They ceased ceasing fire

Someone will say psspsspsspsspsspss heyyy

You might be joking but this is legit the reason why dogs look at you when they poop. They are vulnerable when they poop and look to you for reassurance / protection

General Grievous Diorama you sick bastard

stackable % based damage increase

If your Ring of Ludicrous Fury just cancels out your Lance Modifier for Attack Opportunity, I’d rather just sell the ring

what an explosion of taste

You’re tearing me apaaaart, Chichi!

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!

“I don’t know, I was too busy thinking about you”

I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.

The comments might get a little Messi

It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it

This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs

He was very cat-like, to be fair

I don’t know if the question should be the absence of, but which would you attribute beautiful and which underwhelming. Would you prefer an underwhelming penis with beautiful balls, or a beautiful penis with underwhelming balls?

If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash