de biggest beefsteak

shit, was that me? that sounds like me. cyberpunk runs pretty bad on the deck, bg3 is pretty choppy… but older games like DS1 and DS2 seem to run pretty smooth for me, but I’ve always been bad at noticing quality.

like whale cum

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Food advertisement? At this time of year? In this corner of the internet? Localized entirely in @cattywampas@lemmy.world comment?

Let it be known, if it is too costly to shape my ashes into a spear and shoot it into the heart of the sun, or to build a statue of me Conan-posing on a throne of skulls surrounded by scantily-clad babes, just put me in a coffee can with some fireworks and light the fuse

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form

So, I used reverse image search to look it up - OP is not at fault for cutting off the image. The OC was made like that, and posted to Reddit, as far as I can tell

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1s81yf7/oc_being_on_time_with_a_toddler/

The ouroboros of choke sex

Nice car. Kind of looks like a Puma

That said, I have had people who’ve contemplated murder while I sleep because of my loose and slutty soft tissues flapping the night away

Having almost always been the rebound guy, I found those messages flattering snd lonely at the same

the S stands for hot

there’s been more of them lately, I suspect a containment l**k (censored to not get them too excited)

Both arms? At the same time? What kind of a motherfucker does that?

Ah, but for Buff, it’s all oonery

“Mow”

• Cat

check your dm’s

i call that slammin’ and jammin’

you don’t have to draw the shades all the way back just to let a bit of light in and brighten up the place