LOUDER FOR THOSE IN MY ASS

Hey, if that’s what shit wanted to call shitself, who am I to deny shim?

oh, what are you gonna do about it? are you gonna put me in my place? are you gonna slap me? slap me while I’m absolutely lathered with peanut butter with your jelly-smeared hands?

Like wood?

so two wrongs make a right when two wrongs make two wrongs?

the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

what if i want money more

I still believe that I cannot be saved

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

how babby formed

how girl get pregant

but why

but why

Riding ‘round the airplane

With a pocket full of weed

five dozen, no less

that explains my sterility. i always watched with my balls glued to the screen

they should ask RATM again I’m sure they’ll say yes, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just make sure to ask publicly

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

haha yeah haha how big was it ಠ_ಠ