I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏

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no thats what makes metals magnetic

if deers are vegetarian why has it targeted me so

why is the UN so hell bent against OP?

its spelt feromophnes

The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.

no

did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho

Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?

Haven’t you been posting for years?

its not that i had sex

its that sex had me 😔

talk to him about non-nippulous topics, like football, or canned beer (do NOT mention draft)

Tell me about it! My spouse was pissed when they found out about my hobbies that I was doing outside of the house, like having sex with other people

I do but they’re kinda shitty

Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged

got one of those rashes that look super contagious?

Politically, yes, physically, no

The worst possible combination

I get why this was downvoted but you have committed shitposting in its purest form

sorry I wanted the deer

my man. have some more pasta, because you are lost in the sauce