Go ahead and try. You don’t dare. This town ain’t big enough for the two of us. The talk can only get so small. My auto-skimmer won’t allow it. It’s against my religion. A fortune cookie I got advised against it. The letter ‘j’ is broken on your keyboard. The SpaceTime continuum is broken so ‘next time’ was actually ‘last time.’ The use of /j has fallen out of popular discourse. It doesn’t mean what you think it means. It’s time for your nap.