• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    now listen here. my musky odor smells exactly and precisely like a beaver’s anus, crossed with bacon, which as you might recall shares a scent with vanilla. in fact it is called vanillin. then crossed with bacon. my stench has been called by seventeen heads of state, princesses and poodles, and i now begin to quote thusly, “sexilicious”. I have finished the quote. I require neither parfum nor cologne to cover any bee oh.

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    20 hours ago

    No. It’s both. Too much perfume or cologne is almost as bad as just bad bo or a mix of the 2.

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    19 hours ago

    Bad BO makes me wretch.

    Cologne and Perfume gives me a headache and clogs up my sinuses.

    With those powers combined…

    I’m physically ill from someones olfactory assault.

    If I can smell a person at all from more than 3 feet away. I instantly have a negative opinion of them.

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    I read a long time ago to do 1 spritz of cologne to the middle of the chest (for guys), ideally right after showering. I think the body heat and it usually being covered up by clothing helps with the overall scent. Can’t remember the details.

    Also, mom told me when I was a teen, “The only person who should be able to smell your cologne is the person hugging you.” That’s always been my guide.

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      16 hours ago

      It can also depend on you body chemistry some colognes will smell better on someone else but maybe not you. Ive found it good to get a third party’s opinion after youve been wearing it for a couple hours so that most/all of the alcohol has evaporated and the scent has time to set in. Some sents can go really stale where others can mature quite nicely.

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      I do 2-3 sprays on my left wrist, dab my two wrists together, then dab my wrists on my neck. Still follows the same rules of only the person hugging you should smell your cologne.

      I have no idea what’s better, but I just looked it up, and people recommend NOT rubbing it on anywhere because it can cause the fragrance to change because of heat, so just dabbing it on is fine.

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      That sprintz trick and the advice u were given are solid but I also wonder If it is too much to wear cologne in summer heat…

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      flashbacks to high school where some of the boys smelled… bad… like skidmarks and not showering for 5 days mixed with half a can of Lynx Africa

      It’s both, it’s both.

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        It can be both, but I’ve definitely been punched in the face by pure cologne/perfume on multiple occasions. Probably even more often than I’ve ever smelled BO equally as bad, including my own on those lazy stay at home days.

        Though I do try my best to not get within smelling range of others regardless, so maybe cologne just has a larger radius most of the time. I’m definitely not sniffing pits to see how their BO mixes with what ever extra rank they’ve added…

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    To be fair, if you start regularly showering and keep up with the same amount of cologne, the cologne will become the problem. As it is, the cologne is a problem, along with at least one or two other more serious problems.

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        Or gone to smash tournaments. Luckily the weekly I run doesn’t have a lot of stinkers but there have been a few over the years.

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    If I have to travel by public transportation and I need to decide between someone who thinks they’re using perfumes moderately or a homeless drunk with shit in their pants - it’s always the drunk. Sure shit, piss, sweat, human-grease and old substances are nasty and unpleasant smells. But those don’t cause migraine and asthma for me.

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    My teenaged boys haven’t learned this lesson yet. I’ve tried telling them not to overdo the body spray/ cologne/ whatever, but they don’t seem to believe me.

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      Pay a girl to walk by them and go, “Oh, smells like a dead animal” to herself. A few coughs would help.

      That should give your boys the heads up that they reek.

      I’m pretty sure that’s what my parents did to me! Ha ha ha ha… :-(

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    I totally disagree with this. I would much rather smell too strong of a cologne over your Bo then just your Bo

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      Cologne can make BO smells worse because the VOC that make cologne smell can pick up the BO molecules and make them smell even worse