• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    19 小时前

    now listen here. my musky odor smells exactly and precisely like a beaver’s anus, crossed with bacon, which as you might recall shares a scent with vanilla. in fact it is called vanillin. then crossed with bacon. my stench has been called by seventeen heads of state, princesses and poodles, and i now begin to quote thusly, “sexilicious”. I have finished the quote. I require neither parfum nor cologne to cover any bee oh.