• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Yeah, looks like they’ve been trying to contact me for over four years now. I probably should instruct them to go fuck themselves at this point, I guess.

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      2 hours ago

      Nah, let them keep coming. every once in a while you might need an ego boost, and the fact that this one place has been trying to hire you for [x] years might help.

      usual unhinged undercaffeinated rant incoming

      there’s a radiation oncology clinic in Florida that has been trying to hire me for, uh, maybe ten years now? keeps calling me doctor [me]. so the thing is i’m a musician. i’ve been radioactive and had to be kept away from the public and family and they made me pee and shit into a special bin so it wouldn’t enter the water supply, uh, twice now though. i’m not sure how that turns into “you, dear sir, madam, or gentlecrytipd (please pick the last one i love cryptids) are a radiation oncologist” but i’ll take it unless it impacts the prices ticketmaster makes me pay. good for the ego though