did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoreading poetry by the Han River💖lemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1593
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minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 hours agoThere once was a maid of Madras, Who had a magnificent ass, Not rounded and pink, As you’d possibly think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
minus-squareNonconfrontational@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoI like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agoThere’s always the less innocent: There once was a man from Madras, Whose bollocks were made out of brass, In inclement weather, He’d rub them together, And lightning came out of his ass.
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.