Don’t worry! You’re a good troll! Youu are worthy! You being not on this list just proves you didn’t upset those people. But I trust in you, and I believe you have, and you will, make many other people upset! Keep up with the bad work!

Same, not on it either.

All right, here goes: The tesseract developers are pettifoggers! (Don’t report me.)

You just gotta have morally correct opinions. Source: I’m blocked.