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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago

Anyone fancy a coffee?

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Anyone fancy a coffee?

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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours ago
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    Where I live we also have this place…

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    • gedfromgont@piefed.ca
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      Fun fact: Latte in German is slang for erection.

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      Everything leads back to Idiocracy 😩

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    I heard that actual\literally flicking the bean makes the coffee bitter. So does dry rubbing the left tablecloth.

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    Hot (coffee)

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    They knew.

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    Only if I can listen to the Enya box set at the same time I drink my coffee.

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    … what do you think happens if I, totally deadpan, as if its my 10 year + regular order, ask for a ‘happy ending’?

    If they don’t know what that means, then I instantly rattle off “oh, its a london fog, but instead of lavender, a splash of either orange bitters, or grenadine, or both, up to you.”

    ???

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    Flick the bean is a clit massage

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    New GTA NPCs are actually looking pretty realistic.

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