back in my day, when some big, hairy beefcake was fucking me, I could scream, “fuck me, daddy!”

now, when I say that, he says, “what? I’m 12 years younger than you!” and everything screeches to a halt as I have an existential crisis.

lemme tell you: it really weird being talked-down from a panic attack while some guy has his dick inside you. somehow, the hotter he is only makes it worse.