I think there’s at least a 78% chance that “happy cake day” person works for broadcast television news, as this spiel is right down their alley.
In local news, two toddlers are dead after the car they were riding in collided with another vehicle on I-60. (jovial laughter and big smile) And in other news, watch the exciting finale of Big Brother tonight on KXY-TV at 8 PM, all your favorites will reveal what they were really thinking and find out who will win! I’m so excited to find out.
It’s so fake. It’s actually quite disgusting. And they all do it.
I think there’s at least a 78% chance that “happy cake day” person works for broadcast television news, as this spiel is right down their alley.
In local news, two toddlers are dead after the car they were riding in collided with another vehicle on I-60. (jovial laughter and big smile) And in other news, watch the exciting finale of Big Brother tonight on KXY-TV at 8 PM, all your favorites will reveal what they were really thinking and find out who will win! I’m so excited to find out.
It’s so fake. It’s actually quite disgusting. And they all do it.