I’ve never been a smoker, but every now and then I catch a whiff and it smells amazing.

But one time a smoker chick started making out with me at a party and dude her mouth tasted so bad I almost puked. Just burnt and tarry. Blech. If it wasn’t the cigarettes, she must have been eating hot roadkill and the slab of asphalt it was on. Just unbelievably bad

That kind of sealed the deal for me not wanting to smoke, but it still smells good sometimes lol.