What if I’m retired and don’t work at all? What if I work but I have a kid who stays home all day? What if I care for someone who’s bedridden, but I also have a job, and I hire a nurse to be here while I’m away. What if I hire a maid to work the whole time I’m away at work? What if I invite five friends over after work every night? What if I’m obese, are you gonna cry about me wearing out the floor twice as fast because I weigh as much as two people? What’s your policy on pacing, am I limited to a certain number of laps per day? If I’m clinically underweight, can I get an exception since I don’t wear out floors as quickly?
What if I’m in a wheelchair, do I get a discount for not wearing out the floor as much? What if I work two jobs and am thus home only half the time, what about then?
What if I’m retired and don’t work at all? What if I work but I have a kid who stays home all day? What if I care for someone who’s bedridden, but I also have a job, and I hire a nurse to be here while I’m away. What if I hire a maid to work the whole time I’m away at work? What if I invite five friends over after work every night? What if I’m obese, are you gonna cry about me wearing out the floor twice as fast because I weigh as much as two people? What’s your policy on pacing, am I limited to a certain number of laps per day? If I’m clinically underweight, can I get an exception since I don’t wear out floors as quickly?
What if I’m in a wheelchair, do I get a discount for not wearing out the floor as much? What if I work two jobs and am thus home only half the time, what about then?