CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-216 hours agoToday is my 25th birthdaymedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1221
arrow-up1221imageToday is my 25th birthdaymedia.piefed.worldCaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-216 hours agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up51·16 hours agoI would give my left nut to be 25
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·16 hours agoI would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
minus-squareEntheoNaut@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·14 hours agoI’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·16 hours ago…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 hours agoBack in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
minus-squaremrmisses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoSo that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 hours agoOh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agocronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoI think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 hours agoThe right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoMaybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoI would trade my middle nut to be 25
I would give my left nut to be 25
I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Dr. Whosticles.
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
What about the right one?
The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
I would trade my middle nut to be 25