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DrBanjo@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

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DrBanjo@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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  • kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml
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    another day on lemmy, another decade old meme

  • Drunk & Root@sh.itjust.works
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    Slayera not speed metal though

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      I have a theory that a large proportion of metal fans are neurodivergent. It’s the only explanation for why we have a full fucking taxonomy to explain our hobby.

      Finntroll = metal - black - folk - fantasy - troll

      Nekrogoblikon = metal - death - melodic - fantasy - goblin

      Slayer = metal - death - thrash - old man

      • Drunk & Root@sh.itjust.works
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        I agree because theres subgenres like blackend symphonic deathcore and how grindcore has like 2 subgenres that sound mostly the same like mincecore or pornogrind

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    Boo. Dad band and dad joke all in one, for shame!

  • pyre@lemmy.world
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    bad capitalization completely fucks this meme

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Dad crown passed.

  • Alaknár@sopuli.xyz
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    It made me do a solid “heh”, this one did.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This pun is so dad-powered, it made my balls go back up inside me from the cringe.

    Amazing.

  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world
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    Oh this is so stupid. Love it

  • vogi@piefed.social
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    very funny!! also: the old speedmeter looked so gorgous ;(

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    As a network engineer I hate this. But I’m still upvoting.

  • Contextual Idiot@sh.itjust.works
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    Goddamn it.

    You can have my upvote, but I don’t have to like it.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    Thrash metal but yes

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      Ackshully… black metal

      (Not really, I’m just shit-commenting)

  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
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    A part

    • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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      Bande à part

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    This took me too long to get

    • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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      Maybe your band was standing much too close together.

      • Natanael@infosec.pub
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        Maybe he’s a bit… dense…

    • Syndication@lemmy.today
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      I still dont get it, wouldn’t they be standing closer for “faster speeds”?

      If you are far away from each server, your ping increases, so it would be slower.

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        Bandwidth. The width of your speed metal band. It’s a silly pun…

        • Syndication@lemmy.today
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          My bad im stupid sometimes.

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            We all are sometimes, and the fact you can recognize it, is already better than those at the helm of the most powerful country.

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              Heh, I was a little sleep deprived when I wrote that comment so that likely didn’t help either lol but thank you though! That actually does make me feel a bit better, however, I must say, it’s kinda funny/sad that phrase can even be said these days. Sorry on behalf of my country and the terrible leaders we have, they are permanently stupid and corrupt, but I hope you Canadians don’t think we’re all like that either. To be quite frank, it’s embarrassing.

              Much love from the few sane individuals that remain here! 🇨🇦 🇺🇲💛

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    Is that Slayer or Tenacious D?

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      It’s Slayer of course, this is obviously Kerry King standing next to Jack Black.

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        Tom would like to have a word with you. Out back. Come alone.

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