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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

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Sheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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  • ion@lemmy.zip
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    6 hours ago

    I feel like it should be “try to walk into a bar” .

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      Or not attempted

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        Nah, I’m pretty sure they’d need one more to go from “a couple of crow(e)s” to a murder, so it’s still just an attempted one

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          If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.

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            I don’t have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line

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