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minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 hours agoAbusing Dos is for oldies.
minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoThanks for reminding me that my back hurts.
minus-squareTomMasz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·14 hours agoHush, child, the grownups are talking.
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-214 hours ago@ECHO OFF ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic… PAUSE ECHO. ECHO Analyzing user competence level… PAUSE ECHO. ECHO Diagnostic complete. ECHO. ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest ECHO component in this system. ECHO. ECHO Have a nice day.
minus-squareKojichan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoYou forgot a few random REM statements that don’t actually do anything even if you uncomment them.
minus-squareDookieman12@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoWow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.
Abusing Dos is for oldies.
Thanks for reminding me that my back hurts.
Hush, child, the grownups are talking.
@ECHO OFF
ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic…
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Analyzing user competence level…
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Diagnostic complete.
ECHO.
ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest
ECHO component in this system.
ECHO.
ECHO Have a nice day.
You forgot a few random REM statements that don’t actually do anything even if you uncomment them.
Wow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.
PEBKAC.BAT
I feel attacked