Not an American, but I watched a bit of his interview with Jon Stewart. I honestly don’t know if he’s bought and paid for. He’s almost certainly cognitively impaired. The only reason it’s hard to tell definitively, is because so many of his colleagues seem to be certifiably insane, stupid or senile.

Please Pennsylvania, vote better next time. I know it’s technically better than doctor Oz, but not by much.

“Pencilwhat?”