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It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
no bidet? in 2026?
That’s the epic movie watching chair.
I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”
Why the hell does it have corners???
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
Easy solution: never flush
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
poocast
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
Are you losing or constipated?
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.
Beautiful.
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
Hemorrhoid Approved!TM
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
Prepare for warp peed!
