It took me a second to realize that not every lump in the drawer was another kitten. It was a distressing initial impression, just layers of kittens set aside like a child’s unfolded laundry with a lone explorer shunted out via lucky group undulation.

I always believe in you, Borat. Use your Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

So precognition is a force power. Which means that Anakin, the most powerful force user in the universe, almost assuredly knew the answer some time before he actually heard it. He waited until it was socially appropriate to act indignant, and I find that hilarious.

I won’t dox myself, but I worked near the train station at the time, and they thought I was carrying drugs, for whatever reason. The area already had a crew that sold, openly and visibly, so I don’t know why they thought some kid just out of college was moving drugs at risk to his life in competition with dozens of armed men. If it sounds ridiculous to you, it was doubly so to me

Recommendations used to be better. There was a sweet spot for a few years where Netflix had everything and I could talk to the rental clerk about what we were watching, and I miss that. But video stores were too pricy to miss

I’ve been held up for my backpack twice. I just carry everything in a grocery bag now. No one cares to steal my “groceries.” I might need to swap back to a backpack once food prices explode

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He really needs to dye his eyebrows to frame his face. He looks like he’s 100% brow ridge

>be pete hegseth

I’d rather not

A professor of mine posited that most every sentence ever spoken or written had never before been communicated. There was some compelling math behind it, and some compelling reason it was mentioned, but I still find it dubious.

Is that Miley Cyrus when she was like 10-12? I like the joke, OP, but it’s a little odd to overlay it on a picture of a girl that young. Slap a few years onto her, imo

For all of Lemmy’s positive qualities, it’s still filled with nerds with a complex about keeping the record straight. Some like to be rude about it, like you and I, and others simply enjoy sharing information for the sake of it.

Grocery tierlist

Starting off with the obvious s rank. You know it, you love it. A single bag of potato wedges that you pretend you forgot to purchase.

I check a few subreddits per week for infotainment, where I learned that this is related to their anti-bot algorithm over-policing. Swapping between new and old a few times allows you to stay on old

I’ve never heard of this check mark. I assume she’s 15 Indians or Chinese people behind a keyboard

To spur discussion, mostly

The US still looking weird by calling Germany “Germany.”

I just hate the insistence on using non stick on all of them. Dish washers ruin the coating. What’s the point of convenient inconveniences?

Got it. Put the pan in the low temp test chamber

And then it posts a picture of a piece of plastic and engagement is lower.

This is a high tech low tech solution