It is occasionally necessary to fire the customer.
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: “Sorry, we’re closed” You don’t have to be sorry, it’s 3 am, and you’re a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I’m not gonna walk in at 10 am and say “I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!”
RIP Mitch Hedberg, one of the greatest to ever do it
Who urgently needs flowers at such an hour?
The entitlement and ignorance of the American Consumer is unbounded and infinite in capacity.
I can only assume someone was hospitalized and they absolutely needed to bring flowers at that exact moment.
Then you swing by a graveyard and pick the freshest bouquet you can find like a normal person.
