• DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I always park in the “Online Pickup” or “Coffee Customer” or “Uber Eats” spots.

    Fuck you. I’m spending money at your store.

    I remember one parking lot had a parking lot Nazi. When I parked in one of the Uber Eats spots he came up and said "I don’t see any sticker indicating you work for one of the pickup apps. I said I didn’t. He said I had to move. I said “Let’s see if you can get a tow truck here before I get back out and leave” and walked inside. Got in and out quick and left. No tow truck in sight.

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      7 hours ago

      So you’re being rude and anti-social because “i’M a PaYiNg CuStOmEr”? You do realize that is basic Karen behavior right?

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        5 hours ago

        Why would you side with a corporation and call not doing so “anti-social”?

        I’m a paying customer. Why should some other paying customer have priority over me? The fact that I’m not doing a quick pickup means I’m probably spending MORE on their products.

        It’s not like I’m parking in a handicap spot. It’s a spot the corporation is trying to prioritize for other customers who DON’T have handicaps.

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            2 hours ago

            What the fuck does a loading zone have to do with priority parking spots for quick pickups? Those are two different things. Are you even posting in the right thread?

            A loading zone is NOT what I’m talking about. Maybe you live in a rural area that doesn’t have the spots I’m talking about, so you just assume I’m talking about loading zones.

            Edit: Apparently a lot of dipshits don’t know there’s a difference between loading zones at the front curbs of businesses and PARKING SPACES in the PARKING LOT that have been prioritized for certain non-handicapped customers that are just getting coffee or picking up online orders. You fucking knuckledraggers need to learn the difference. Just because one dipshit said “loading zones” doesn’t mean that’s what I’m talking about.

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        5 hours ago

        Is everything that bothers you LARPing?

        Is it that hard to wrap your smooth brain around a pretty believable scenario? I’m sure a lot of people have done what I did to parking Nazis. You just don’t go outside, so you wouldn’t know.

        Not that I give a fuck whether some kid living in their parent’s house believes me, but it definitely happened. Maybe you’re just such a subservient pussy who can’t fathom standing up to someone.

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          3 hours ago

          Lol. Lmao, even. The hero is needlessly aggressive to a person upholding the social contract. The clapping is coming from inside your head and under your desk.

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            2 hours ago

            I’m not the dipshit accusing people of making up a totally normal story because I have some free time between my mother giving me a bath and making me dinner.

            The only thing you’re upholding is a lower national average IQ. And the only thing making noise under my desk is your mother.