Feel free to ask, DM me, or leave a comment. I’ve apparently become a bubble gum expert without realizing it. 😂

I’ve been chewing gum since 2nd grade. In high school, it was already around 30 pieces a day. In college, it was frequently 40-60 a day. So… I’ve chewed more than 1,000 kg of bubble gum in my lifetime. That’s it. I have no idea why I calculated this, but now you have to know too. I don’t know what to do with this information, so now it’s your problem too. 😂

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    9 hours ago

    I don’t have jaws like a bear trap. The bear trap has jaws like me. 😂

    Seriously though, my jaw is definitely stronger from all those years of chewing.

    And I can definitely blow some huge bubbles. 😁