…and yes, I’m Nordic and tolerate it fucking perfectly. The only American I’ve ever dated got into this with me so hard I thought she’d die on the sidewalk out of pure spite right there. “Milk is for baby cows,” my hairy ass. It’s for delicious fucking pizzas, amongst many other delicious things.
…also if you’ve been in Finland for close to a fucking decade and haven’t figured out that yes, we fucking drink it just like that maybe it’s time to figure out a new area in the world to settle. Like a Polynesian Volcano. Fuuuck.
Here’s a great (and by great I mean awful) historical quote on milk from 1933:
“A casual look at the races of people seems to show that those using much milk are the strongest physically and mentally, and the most enduring of the people of the world. Of all races, the Aryans seem to have been the heaviest drinkers of milk and the greatest users of butter and cheese, a fact that may in part account for the quick and high development of this division of human beings.”
Please don’t abbreviate copilot and please don’t make me explain why.
Oh no no no that was deliberate. I want that association to tske flight and fuck their branding
You are playing a dangerous game with cheese pizza.
i have no idea what that means
EdiT: ih. yes, of course. Cock pirate. Apologies for the slow draw, been building a basement brewery all day
Cheese pizza is also perverted. You’re covering a perfectly good pizza with stolen rotted breast milk from an animal. Vegan cheese pizza is fine.
Fuck that. Cow milk goes moo oo oo oo oo.
…and yes, I’m Nordic and tolerate it fucking perfectly. The only American I’ve ever dated got into this with me so hard I thought she’d die on the sidewalk out of pure spite right there. “Milk is for baby cows,” my hairy ass. It’s for delicious fucking pizzas, amongst many other delicious things.
…also if you’ve been in Finland for close to a fucking decade and haven’t figured out that yes, we fucking drink it just like that maybe it’s time to figure out a new area in the world to settle. Like a Polynesian Volcano. Fuuuck.
Oh yeah good point, animal breast milk is also connected to race by right wing weirdos. Source: https://theconversation.com/milk-a-symbol-of-neo-nazi-hate-83292
Here’s a great (and by great I mean awful) historical quote on milk from 1933: