• BillCheddar@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    In my head canon, he’s a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can’t seal the deal.

    I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn’t take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can’t stomach being around you.

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      1 hour ago

      It will never not be morbidly funny time that the creepy fucked up rich people pedophile ring did not want Elon Mush around.

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        35 minutes ago

        It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can’t find a good story there in the marble.