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The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3285/


FTFY. We’d best call ourselves what we are. And given that England itself is part of it, would we not now lay mutual claim to the title “Older England”?
Depends on what part of New England you’re from, according to that map
Indeed! And a lot of things which are NOT new England are in it.