OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoOCUPADO!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1655
arrow-up1655imageOCUPADO!lemmy.worldOriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·18 hours agoLemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
minus-squareMr Fish@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·17 hours agoSpread your legs I’ll piss through the gap. Don’t worry I have good aim
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoActually did that with a girlfriend when we both got home and had to immediately piss. Worked fine. Just wasn’t allowed to shake it in her face so had to dab with toilet paper.
minus-squaretoothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·16 hours agoNow there’s an image.
minus-squareNeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·17 hours agoIf you’ve pissed without pants on you know it doesn’t matter how well your aim is, you’re always taking some stray’s
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours agoImagine the splash back if you were sitting right over it?
minus-squareBigBenis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-27 hours agoLike the least-effective bidet you could imagine
Lemme scoot over and make some room for you on the toilet.
Spread your legs I’ll piss through the gap. Don’t worry I have good aim
Actually did that with a girlfriend when we both got home and had to immediately piss.
Worked fine. Just wasn’t allowed to shake it in her face so had to dab with toilet paper.
Now there’s an image.
If you’ve pissed without pants on you know it doesn’t matter how well your aim is, you’re always taking some stray’s
Imagine the splash back if you were sitting right over it?
Like the least-effective bidet you could imagine