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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

OCUPADO!

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    I once made the mistake of taking a shit at school. And I heard a group of boys walk in and say “yo someone is shitting in there” and then they repeatedly kept asking who it was, kicking on the door, throwing wet paper towels over, then climbed up and peered over the side. School is a hell.

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      Why? You need some? I could fish some out of here and throw it in your face.

      Never attack a man who’s armed.

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      Was that just a thing kids did? I have an identical story down to the wet paper towels…

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        Definitely was so I just never pooped at school.

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          Me too, problem solved. It helps that I have ADHD and can’t feel the need to go as much so I can ignore it until I get home.

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            Hold up that’s related to ADHD?

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              Anal Department Has Delays

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              Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Defecation

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              Yeah so I was told

    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      “You should’ve went during the break.”

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        You mean should’ve gone ?

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