During a Rorschach inkblot test, he told the psychiatrist that one blot card revealed a sexual encounter complete with lurid detail. When shown a blank card, he turned it around, pushed it back and replied, “It’s upside down”.

Charles “Pete” Conrad Jr. (June 2, 1930 – July 8, 1999) was an American NASA astronaut, aeronautical engineer, naval officer, aviator, and test pilot who commanded the Apollo 12 mission, on which he became the third person to walk on the Moon.

Five days later, after stepping down from the ladder of the Lunar Module onto a landing pad, Conrad joked about his own small stature by remarking:

Whoopee! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that’s a long one for me.

He later revealed that he said this in order to win a bet he had made with the Italian journalist Oriana Fallaci for $500 to prove that NASA did not script astronaut comments. Fallaci was convinced that Armstrong’s “One small step for man” statement had been written for him and was not his own words.

Conrad’s “long one” referred to the jump from the Lunar Module’s ladder to a landing pad, whereas Armstrong’s “small step” referred to the small step from the landing pad onto the Moon’s surface. Conrad’s first words on the lunar surface were:

Oooh, is that soft and queasy.

Conrad died on July 8, 1999, from internal injuries sustained in a motorcycle accident.

The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas, has a grove of trees that have been planted to honor the memory of the astronauts who have died. After Conrad’s death, NASA planted a tree in his honor. During the dedication ceremony, his Apollo 12 crewmate Alan Bean used his speech to lighten the sombre occasion by injecting a little levity, pretending to “channel” Conrad’s instructions from the hereafter. Bean said Conrad wanted NASA to light his tree every Christmas season with coloured lights instead of the white used for everyone else, in keeping with his motto “when you can’t be good, be colourful”. NASA has honoured this request, and every Christmas since then, all of the trees in the grove have been lit with white lights—except Conrad’s tree, which has been lit with red lights.