• Washedupcynic@lemmy.caEnglish
      3·
      1 day ago

      When the moon is a lie and the flat earthers cry, that’s amore.

      When the sun really shines, flat earthers ask why, that’s amore.

      They are ding, ding-a-ling-a-lings

      ding-a-ling-a-lings and you’ll sing, “stupid fella”

      Brains are dead, flippy-flippy-fled, flippy-flippy-fled

      contracted rubella.

            • Washedupcynic@lemmy.caEnglish
              1·
              15 hours ago

              😁 I once wrote a parody of the pokemon theme song as the theme song for my world of warcraft guild.

              We’re gonna be, the very best,

              Like no guild ever was,

              Downing raids is our real test,

              getting gear our cause.

              We traveled across the realm,

              farming far and wide,

              crafting potions for the raid,

              and nobody died.

              warcraft guild!

              OH, It’s you and me

              maybe we’ll PVP

              Warcraft guild!

              It’s the song we sing

              while we’re raping the lich king.

              warcraft guild!

              we’re all on vent,

              Trash mobs we circumvent.

              Gear for me and gear for you,

              WARCRAFT GUILD!