“Somewhere outside’a Sutton,
Elon pushed a button.
And my brand-new CyberTruck she drove away.”

The movie Her, but make it hick

“My ex-truck cheated on me with my best friends motorcycle”

Can’t apply for a job because the AI interview stage can’t recognize his country accent.

Can’t afford his car note, his truck leaves him.

He’s broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him.

Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won’t let him buy alcohol.

Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot.

I’m not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.

Knowing hicks in 'Murica, I am on the side of the truck

“I lost my car and, uh…
Nope, there it is by that dumpster!“
— Bill Hicks