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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I love family camping, staring into the fire.

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I love family camping, staring into the fire.

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • John Doe@lemmy.world
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    My mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?

  • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hilariously my mother has only accused me of doing drugs once in my life, when she accused me of smoking weed in their house. I hadn’t smoked actual weed in weeks by then, and had hit my vape exactly once when I stepped out of the car to visit.

    The smell was a dead skunk on the highway.

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    She’s only trying to gauge if I am on drugs to know if I was lying about being out of weed earlier when she wanted to roll a joint.

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    I’m not on drugs, I just wanted a Pepsi, just one Pepsi but they wouldn’t give it to me

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      Institution!

      • LostCarcosan@lemmy.today
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        You’re the one who’s crazy!

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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        More like the firing line please. Pepsi? That’s devil worship.

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    Had us in the middle half ngl. 👌

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    Hey, as long as the drugs don’t become a crisis for your finances.

    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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      drugs are only a problem if they affect your work, your wallet, or your social relationships (friends, family, or otherwise)

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        Or your, you know, physical health.

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          Nah fuck that I want off this ride already

        • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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          but you get prescribed drugs for your health

          • ceenote@lemmy.world
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            What if I told you people sometimes take drugs that weren’t prescribed to them?

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  • lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world
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    Praise Keir or something, idk

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      Kier, chosen one, Kier.
      Kier, brilliant one, Kier.
      Brings the bounty to the plain through
      the torment, through the rains,
      Progress, knowledge show no fear,
      Kier, chosen one, Kier.

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        MFs out here singing punitive renditions of the Kier hymn.

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    How bout them bond markets

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      Bond. Market Bond.

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