This is why I came to the comments

In my industry everyone is using AI for their logos and their advertising and they all look like absolute crap that is indistinguishable from the competition.

A company logo should look good in black and white at 1 square inch on the back of a golf card. These designs are cluttered hot messes.

Pure chocolate brown would be very rare indeed.
Rarity is complicated. If we think of it like collectable trading cards I guess we could think of it like in a box of three thousand cards there would be five orange cats in that whole box and four of them are boys and one is a girl. That’s pretty rare. That box will also contain about 100 tortie cats and one of those will be a boy.

You might need three or four boxes to get a pure chocolate brown cat. Because if you take most chocolate cats and put them in sunlight you are going to see the faint trace of tabby stripes visible on their forehead. And if you can see stripes it’s not pure.

Complicating matters is where you bought that box of cards. If you want to increase the odds of getting more orange cats studies say you want a box that was printed in a rural area. Why? No idea. That’s just how it works.

We have six orange girls total. About one in five orange cats are girls. About one in 3000 cats are an orange girl.

Is there an age where Uranus jokes aren’t funny anymore? I’m over 50 and I still find them hilarious.

I immediately sent this to my wife who has had chronic issues with wanting to be alive her whole life.

I’m aware. But given my heart condition and constant state of poverty cocaine is simply not an option for me.

gata

My nails don’t break easily and I am too lazy to trim them. Which had been known to cause jealousy in some women who pay a lot for long nails.

You don’t have to tell me.
I made this a few years ago.

If I got all boys I could probably name them all after Jeffrey Combs characters.

After the first hundred cats you gotta start looking for new naming schemes. You don’t want to show up at the vet and find out that Fluffy is listed in their system as Fluffy49.

I’m saving DS9 names for my own future cats.

Then I ask that you not do anything and stay out of the way while you’re there work to control the cat population. Because five cats definitely do more wildlife damage than one cat and we don’t need people like you getting in the way of stopping progress.

Close. Department of Natural Resources, aka the people that will ruin your life if you have a dead animal with you but not the proper tags.

Looks like it. I kinda want to knit one now. But more of an Aran cable style.

Same

The alternative is euthanasia or leaving them to populate out of control.

It’s an old system that is due for updates

You do not want to be caught with rabies if a DNR officer stops you and you don’t have a tag.

I should call her