I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • Tasselhoff says all she needs is my lap and that she wouldn’t even know what to do with a rabbit slayer knife.

    She used to be the most fearless and curious of kittens. But she got less kinder and more gelatinous cube as she grew up. No thought, just orange cat moving through life eating whatever didn’t move.


  • He gets exactly one shred of cheddar and no more than that. We are hyper vigilant on everyone’s weight. If you saw him you’d think he was underweight.

    The only overweight one right now is Papita. I call her sausage. Wife calls her potato. She was feral TNR that we kept along with her kids. All together they were four orange girls. She used to be a tiny little momma. Now she is a sausage and still blaming the kinds even though she gained the weight long after they were weaned. I think she needs therapy before any diet plan will work.













  • I don’t know that the NRA can really be included in that anymore. The administration has been very clear that it does not support gun rights. And the NRA did speak up, as much as their completely depleted budget would allow, against any idea that you can’t bring a gun to a protest.

    The problem, in part, is that the NRA has been completely neutered. Not by the bureaucrats of New York. Not by the insurance agencies. Not gun owners that are members. But by their own corrupt policies that drained their resources dry.

    The NRA is no longer a factor in anything. They created their own cold dead hands.