I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • We did really well for about 5 years. Zero fails. But then they flooded us. We took in some because they were on our wishlist. Then others came that weren’t adoptable. Fully half of “our” cats are actually long term fosters that belong to a rescue or the county because they were unadoptable and we knew we could deal with them.

    There was one that kept pissing in my bed. We sent him to a different rescue where that wouldn’t be an issue. We got two of his sisters adopted and one still lives here. In the next week our goal is to trap them in the bathroom and give them some flea meds.












  • I was with you until homophobic. The essence of comedy is subverted expectations. Just because a gender reveal is subverted doesn’t make it homophobic. How many times have you been to a drag show and found out that a performer is actually a woman cosplaying as a man pretending to be a woman?

    Well, okay, maybe that’s not a common thing. But after having lived in Hillcrest I’ve seen a lot of stuff. But then again I never checked birth certificates to see if the woman was a man who transitioned to a woman pretending to be a drag queen.







  • Great news. I bought a house and the septic tank passed an inspection. A few months later something was bothering me. My spidey sense was tingling. I called out someone to check the septic tank. They pulled off the cement cap and the 1940 brick and mortar wall of the septic tank moved 3 inches. Oh, and there was an inch between the water and the cap.

    That hunch paid off. Disaster avoided. $7000 later I had a new septic tank and I had them put in a new leach field into the front yard instead of the back yard for livestock reasons.

    The lesson here is that this whole situation can be fixed for less than $10,000. It worked for me so it has to work for the whole internet, right?