It’s cheaper to make more money off fewer people than it is to get a lot more people to make a little money off of.
Once someone decides to eat out you need to make it seem like they got their money’s worth. Feeding them more than they should eat gives the appearance of value. The alternative is expensive staff training, ingredients you can’t get from Sysco, or laundry service for table cloths and napkins. Better to pile a large portion on a plate than to step up quality.

Part of the expense is the size of the meal. It’s not uncommon for a sit down restaurant to offer up an entire day’s worth of calories on one plate. At one of our local places I ordered clams and pasta. When it was delivered I knew this had started out as a full pound of dry pasta. 1600 calories before figuring in sauce. And don’t forget the unlimited sugar refills on that soda. Would you like an appetizer or dessert?

Charlie does not approve of Kibo.

Nope. Too tiny to pose a threat.

This kid doesn’t even qualify as a pink belt. I’m used to extra spicy and this kid isn’t even mild.

I have a heating pad at use for birds. He is moving around and just destroyed some wet food.

I’m not worried about the URI. My biggest concern is that 4 week olds aren’t great at thermo regulation. If they hadn’t said that they could eat wet food I would have had to find another foster. Bottle feeding kittens destroys humans.

Cursed cooler.

This is just a slower method if you’re smoking cigarettes

Me. A smoker.

My wife and I call that a dead cat. “So and so died. Rigger has set in.” Of course everyone is fine.

It all started December 26th 2015. Lemmy died. Two weeks later David Bowie died. Lemmy’s death ripped a hole in the universe. The year of celebrity deaths started. Harambe died. Trump became president. It almost stared the day after Christmas 2025. That’s where it all went wrong.

With an ambient light source the same color as the cow and the background.

Am I supposed to assume a spherical cow?

I have a number of cats with brother dogs. It’s always weird. Feral cat comes in from outside and starts giving dog a back rub.

Buy it just for the half price Marlboros. Everything else is free.

Sorry, it looks like voice to text messed up my reply. I have fixed it.

You’d probably win a suit for the termination suit

Thank you but I’m trying to quit.

Some people won’t have admin control rights to do that. And by uninstalling it you are in violation of an executive order.

So like the phones of his secret service detail? I’m waiting for it to be announced that it’ll be bundled into the Trump phone.