I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.


I didn’t personally know anyone in the group. We traveled in very different circles.


Meanwhile I spent time in highschool trying to avoid Blink. They hadn’t added the 182 yet. Mark’s sister was in my AP art class. They weren’t even the best band in our school.
I expected her to but despite her problematic curiosity as a kitten she’d turned you into a cat that never leaves the house or the porch. Her sisters and her mom will go adventuring into the briar patches.
Comment below if you are disgusted by a cat in the kitchen and also let your dog lick your face.
I’m in my highschool biology class. Teacher† “We have a guest. Hey you. What should we call you?” Guest mouthing “Out there in the cold” Teacher “as per usual we will now ask questions to figure out who they are.” Me “so how long have you been a Pink Floyd fan?” Guest, pointing at mid back “since my hair was this long” Class <confused murmurs>
After every one asks him their questions one person asked me how I knew they were a Pink Floyd fan. I was the only person to recognize what he mouthed.
Things got really weird after that. A day later I went to a yogo class with my girlfriend. The class had a special guest host. It was the same guy. Despite my facial blindness I knew it was him because he had eyes that didn’t look in the same direction.
† she eventually became state Teacher of the Year and one of the first people in America to get gay married
Edit, added “gay”
We were just to pass through
Some friends had a cat jump into their car at a rest stop.
They had issues with this kitten and their existing kitten. So they brought it to our house. I took one look at that cat and realized that it was a Maine Coon. Unfortunately it was never going to survive with its skin issues and log fur at my house. So I adopted it out to my mom in another state who could afford more in medical bills. She is very happy living with her half. Maine Coon sister is in communal residency
He is losing audience. The Tucker/Fuentes right are cannibalizing his audience. Becoming a Trump Supporter didn’t help him because he did it right before Trump supporters started thinking Trump wasn’t radical enough.
Usually not in those exact words. But everything adjacent to those words. Ben Shapiro repeatedly makes the comment that liberals hate America. Except he can’t say liberals. They’re the radical left. They’re Democrats that hate America. Their DSA the hate America. They hate its abundance. They hate its progress. They hate its free markets. Unfortunately, one of the good things about Ben Shapiro is he does specify who “they” are. And he calls out people who don’t specify who “they” are. It’s one of the only good things about him.
Definitely. Except he didn’t add how she hates him because of his freedom.
The fungus itself is fluorescent at that wavelength so you can definitely see it on humans exactly the same way.
For a cat you generally want to treat with an oral antifungal like Itrafungol. But for humans a topical cream with Clotrimazole like Lotrimin AF is usually a better choice
She is his beard. But beyond that I don’t know what else is going on here.
Flint would get very grumpy about that. Maybe Sturm"s shaving kit would be a better choice.
I should get an apron
This is the reason I came to the comments


It probably didn’t help that I was a 17-year-old that looked like I was in my late twenties.


I had the job shelving books. I’d show up in a button-up shirt and slacks and I could shove all day with no problem at all. No one would bother me. I’d show up in ripped jeans, a Metallica t-shirt, and 4 years since my last haircut and people would ask me for help every moment of the day. Libraries are weird.
A lame duck member of Congress who is documenting mental illnesses in real time via Facebook posts and video.