A cat. A member of the band Poison. A unit of volume measurement in the metric system.
But in this case it’s a cat.
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A cat. A member of the band Poison. A unit of volume measurement in the metric system.
But in this case it’s a cat.
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I had it checked last year. Regular size with my regular murmur.


Islam has very strict rules about art that can cause pareidolia.
But, regardless, there is clearly a face in the center of that even if it’s pareidolia.


I’m ashamed I had to translate that to get the joke


I’m pretty sure that’s a dog’s face in the center of it. Specifically a doge face. I’m not even a Muslim, a culture notorious for their lack of faces in art design, and I’m kind of disturbed that there’s a face there.


More power to you. We have a number of cats that aren’t “ours.” Ones that we decided couldn’t be released back where they came from for health or other issues.
I recently got a message from the local rescue saying something to the effect of “here is every cat we know about that lives with you but isn’t yours. If any of them need anything like flea meds, vaccines or something else just let us know. And if the list isn’t complete let us know that too.”
Between that and the hundred pounds of cat food they recently gave us it really relieved a lot of stress.


For TNR situations I would look at the existing wounds and see if they are on the road to recovery. You dewormed which is great. I always want to minimize the amount of time they are away from their home area. If they are healing (not necessarily healed), eating, have healthy dedication and urine then I would get them fixed ASAP, hold for 24 hours to make sure everything is going okay, and release them.
That’s for boys. I might keep girls for up to a week longer because the fixing is a bit more traumatic.
But when in doubt ask a vet. Fortunately I’m not paying out of pocket for any of that other than gas money. Our local shelter or SPCA handles the expenses. Have you reached out to them or local rescues to see what they can do?
Black walnut is definitely harder to work with. But it makes a good weed killer.
The pecans and garlic are from my yard. It’s a forage meal without having to hunt things down.
Came here to mention the dead nettles too. They make a decent pesto.

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I used to do this all the time when I worked at a call center.
It was intact. Maybe it somehow found its way under but couldn’t get out. Or it got dragged in by a cat, partially munched and then forgotten about.
Vole, mole, mouse, cotton rat are the favorites here.
I did find a rabbit skeleton underneath my house. Is the only rabbit I’ve ever seen of my property. But I don’t know if it was there before we moved in or not. And I don’t know how my cats would have gotten underneath the house to put it there. So I can’t confirm that as a confirmed kill.
I have 11 cats. Plus three more in my custody. If they worked together they could take down a cow. This is important because cows outnumber people on my block.
But I also want more cat friendly cat food because I too understand what cats want in cat food. I made this 10 years ago:



Is this still available?


I’m kinda upset that it doesn’t tell us how thick it is.
I’m a handyman. I constantly have project managers, supervisors, inspectors and quality control looking at my work. Every one of them had four paws, whiskers and a craving for sardines.
I found the little cat. But I’m concerned about the 30 Fremen I also found.
It’s a frequent thing here. I’ve lost count of how many. CC was one of the ones that didn’t want to tame. But after a year he is finally tame.