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  • Pure chocolate brown would be very rare indeed.
    Rarity is complicated. If we think of it like collectable trading cards I guess we could think of it like in a box of three thousand cards there would be five orange cats in that whole box and four of them are boys and one is a girl. That’s pretty rare. That box will also contain about 100 tortie cats and one of those will be a boy.

    You might need three or four boxes to get a pure chocolate brown cat. Because if you take most chocolate cats and put them in sunlight you are going to see the faint trace of tabby stripes visible on their forehead. And if you can see stripes it’s not pure.

    Complicating matters is where you bought that box of cards. If you want to increase the odds of getting more orange cats studies say you want a box that was printed in a rural area. Why? No idea. That’s just how it works.