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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • I’m in my highschool biology class. Teacher† “We have a guest. Hey you. What should we call you?” Guest mouthing “Out there in the cold” Teacher “as per usual we will now ask questions to figure out who they are.” Me “so how long have you been a Pink Floyd fan?” Guest, pointing at mid back “since my hair was this long” Class <confused murmurs>

    After every one asks him their questions one person asked me how I knew they were a Pink Floyd fan. I was the only person to recognize what he mouthed.

    Things got really weird after that. A day later I went to a yogo class with my girlfriend. The class had a special guest host. It was the same guy. Despite my facial blindness I knew it was him because he had eyes that didn’t look in the same direction.

    † she eventually became state Teacher of the Year and one of the first people in America to get gay married

    Edit, added “gay”




  • Some friends had a cat jump into their car at a rest stop.

    They had issues with this kitten and their existing kitten. So they brought it to our house. I took one look at that cat and realized that it was a Maine Coon. Unfortunately it was never going to survive with its skin issues and log fur at my house. So I adopted it out to my mom in another state who could afford more in medical bills. She is very happy living with her half. Maine Coon sister is in communal residency




  • Usually not in those exact words. But everything adjacent to those words. Ben Shapiro repeatedly makes the comment that liberals hate America. Except he can’t say liberals. They’re the radical left. They’re Democrats that hate America. Their DSA the hate America. They hate its abundance. They hate its progress. They hate its free markets. Unfortunately, one of the good things about Ben Shapiro is he does specify who “they” are. And he calls out people who don’t specify who “they” are. It’s one of the only good things about him.