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    12 hours ago

    hey, man. i’m a gen-xer drinking lime beer and watching 90s general hospital episodes on youtube.

    lemme lay it down for you, youngin’.

    pokeman is lame. memes are lame. drinking alcoholic beverages without alcohol is lame. naming an alcoholic beverage without alcohol a ‘mocktail’ is lame.

    your entire generation is composed of 90% plastic from soda bottles and the other 10% is from social media propaganda. you don’t want to poison yourselves lol.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    any questions?