Fellas, I hate to disappoint, says Esme Gordon Craig, but skipping a shower will not make you irresistible to women – no matter what the internet tells you
  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish
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    5 hours ago

    If I use perfume at all, it will be the least noticable thing possible. I want to be noticed as little as possible in real life.

    So I want to not smell at all, if possible. I like that stinging nettle nonsense for some reason, so I use that shampoo. Mentol is cool too.

    Just nothing to either be sexy or repulsive from.