“This one’ll make you feel powerful bro! Powerful enough to shit your pants in front of people and not give a fuck! You’ll want your documents printed by some blonde ho, homie! McDonald’s never tasted so good! And bruh, your golf game…it’ll be like cheating with golden clubs.”
Imagine telling people about it. “My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid”
Rule of thumb: don’t put anything Trump-related into your body
Not even a joke. Who the hell hands you a DJT candy? Does anyone think that person wants you, a drug enjoyer to have a fun time?
It must be ironic to trip on something like that.
Honestly, it sounds like a good time to me.
“This one’ll make you feel powerful bro! Powerful enough to shit your pants in front of people and not give a fuck! You’ll want your documents printed by some blonde ho, homie! McDonald’s never tasted so good! And bruh, your golf game…it’ll be like cheating with golden clubs.”
each time i hear him im already wondering, whether I’m tripping…
Imagine telling people about it. “My bro and I got our hands on some of those visibly bunk Trump pressies, I literally shit myself for over an hour man. You gotta try them. The come-up feels just like covid”