I litterally made this joke at work today, but with compression of server backups

13 years old boy

‘so how did you come up with this idea originally’

starts sweating profusely

‘you were driven by wanting to save porn on your family’s computer without them knowing, I guarantee it’

jumps out the window mid-interview

Beyatch I don’t need your stinky stupid “ai”. I compress by selecting 1 pixel that is the median or mean colour value (depending on the selected algorithm) of the photo. It even comes closer to your actual fuzzy memorised image so it is a more accurate system too.

The prompt is in natural English so they would know if it was porn, might even be worse than the image.

My queer dicked uncle was just telling me about this the other day when my phone rang and some guy claiming to be from “your local aviation company” called me airplane cock and hung up right away. I still don’t know what it means but one things for sure, my cocks small enough to fit in a 20byte file.