Midnight Wolf

🤔

Where’s the downside?

I will always take muzzles over rumps, but if that’s not on the menu, I’m not leaving empty handed…

Also femboys 🥺

No comment 😶

That’s what the doc said too, but it’s been 4 days and I’m about to explode

Instructions unclear, remote stuck in rectum.

“wait why is there only 1 dogecoin in here?”

“why are you so angry Mr Fluffy?” the human asked, as Mr Fluffy removed the humans other eye with his claw

WAT

Hello.

They can start with my bank account, I could use a sudden unexplained surge of funds…

wat

Huh? Ohh, you joke, poors aren’t real people!

Well now you tell me

Incorrect. There’s no uncut penis in this photo…

Silly, we determined in second grade that girls don’t poop because none of them have buttholes. Anal sex for straights is a myth, like birds or the NRA.

blinds

pokes my eyes out

“well now I can’t see, thanks a lot”

When you are printing the first million patches and you notice they are backwards, but you don’t want to fix it: big brain time 😎

‘front towards enemy’… which way to the principal’s office again? You there, freshman, I need suppressive fire! You have sleight of hand, yeah?

“you’ll get a higher-paying career if you get a degree”

“counterpoint, you won’t if you are murdered while trying”

“well yeah but-”