Midnight Wolf

Same but swap the entrée and side. And it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Well that’s an image…

yet

I was expecting an explosion joke

…by not buying one. /thread

Whoa whoa, and lose the ability to mock students? Let’s not be so hasty now!

*wiik

Mom’s spaghetti

Yeah, but then you have to use the EGS and shudders

nixon (and others)

a late 2000s corolla

Oh, now that is a doozy then

Obviously you just need to grow long hair

For metal cards, at least for Amex, you mail the card back and they handle the destruction for you. I thiiiink Chase does this too.

Google Pay/Apple Pay and unique card numbers per purchase, automatically

0br/0ba/no ceiling, unsecured parking, no garbage collection, no food allowed to be brought on the premises ($15 hotdogs available daily, $9 small soda). Rent at 1.5k/2 weeks. 6 months deposit required, won’t be refunded.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Only the ones with the pretty colors

Well there typically isn’t any straws at a lemonade stand, so…

Beat me off to it*

It could be anything, but I’m basic and those around me that I have had the pleasure of pouncing on are furry, mostly vulpines, canines, felines, and dragons. And while I initially prefer slender males and androgynous individuals, I am also demi and so anyone who catches my attention and interest can be considered cute.

My only ‘requirement’ I guess you can call it is bring a fur… Though that isn’t an absolute. But I haven’t dated or got freaky with anyone not furry in 20 years. The bubble of the fandom, while small, is far more welcoming than the general population.

But a mostly-naughty ‘ideal’ cutie? Slender, male(ish, maybe), rather hung, uncut, geeky, loves cuddling, loves getting freaky frequently, shares a couple of my interests (automotive, tech, drones, finances…), is sweet and affectionate but can be assertive and commanding when we are alone (I have a service top thing now and then), is okay with bringing others into our bedroom (not a ton, but some), and doesn’t mind my baggage (disabled, emotional scars, trust issues, horrendous self-confidence). Basically, an intelligent and good looking guy* who I share both ideas and projects, as well as bodily fluids with, and that I can fall asleep with feelings safe and genuinely cared for (sharing the same, of course). I don’t feel like I have a lot to give (my master says otherwise, but) but if I get attached I’ll give them the world, as much as I can.

That’s what I look for in my ‘cuties’ :3