Midnight Wolf

That seems like really bad efficiency, or really expensive power. I used to have a Nissan Leaf that would do over 5 miles to the kW. Even with rather substantial battery degradation, I could get 80 miles to a charge, and a full charge would run me about $1.25 at the local utility rates.

Well, this is my stop

screams see you tomorrow

“the balls grapes are inert”

Grapes don’t make wine, silly. They’re inert.

Jfc, first they had like some coin miner, then dubious analytics or settings or something, now the head dude is a bigot? It’s like an as-seen-on-TV ad: “but wait, there’s more!”

Instructions unclear

Taking ‘bullet dildo’ a touch too literally. Leave it to a fox…

Hehe, butt knob

Speak for yourself

Much better to buy the cheaper storage option and swap it yourself. Like +300 for an extra 1.5tb is yikes.

Technically the US government is still a consumer, so the fault still remains with Sony. If they wanted to prevent this then they shouldn’t have made their product a loss-leader. Being thrifty isn’t a bad thing…

I’m doing my part!

CEO: ‘what if, buckle your seatbelts gentlemen… we put a little bit of memory on the cpu?’

Everyone else in the room, looking at each other: ‘should we tell him, or…?’

Okay grandpa, let’s get you back to the senior center…

‘you can do whatever you want with your purchase’

does whatever I want with my purchase

‘wtf no fuck you not like that’

“You were supposed to cover me, wtf and you call yourself prestige 8 on cod? I’ve seen bots smarter than you.”

teabagging their coworker/teammates that they just betrayed for the lols

“and they pay me for this shit lmao FUCK YOU MOM I TOLD YOU MY SKILLS WOULD PAY OFF”

One game that I want to buy on gog but have paused on is Wreckreation (Dangerous Driving 2 aka ‘Burnout reborn’), as the gog version doesn’t have any multiplayer, while the steam version does. This is a big deal since the entire ‘spin’ in this follow-up is ‘make tracks, jumps, stunts, and havoc with your friends in real-time, involving the game world at ground level or the open space sky-high’. Up until recently the gog page listed multiplayer as a feature, even though reviews and forum posts say that is not true.

Though Dangerous Driving 1 promised to release on Steam (promotional materials, videos, website…), then bent over and took a cash enema from Daddy Epic, and never released on steam at all. So I might just pirate Wreckreation too, because they clearly want profits over what their users want (honesty, choice, transparency, and equal treatment).

Hey there, you busy later?~

Me: punches them in the face

Me: haha just pranking bro