Midnight Wolf

This but with yiff 👌

They even include a cake as a snack

Look out, he’s got a nose!

That seems like really bad efficiency, or really expensive power. I used to have a Nissan Leaf that would do over 5 miles to the kW. Even with rather substantial battery degradation, I could get 80 miles to a charge, and a full charge would run me about $1.25 at the local utility rates.

Well, this is my stop

screams see you tomorrow

“the balls grapes are inert”

Grapes don’t make wine, silly. They’re inert.

Jfc, first they had like some coin miner, then dubious analytics or settings or something, now the head dude is a bigot? It’s like an as-seen-on-TV ad: “but wait, there’s more!”

Instructions unclear

Taking ‘bullet dildo’ a touch too literally. Leave it to a fox…

Hehe, butt knob

Speak for yourself

Much better to buy the cheaper storage option and swap it yourself. Like +300 for an extra 1.5tb is yikes.

Technically the US government is still a consumer, so the fault still remains with Sony. If they wanted to prevent this then they shouldn’t have made their product a loss-leader. Being thrifty isn’t a bad thing…

I’m doing my part!

CEO: ‘what if, buckle your seatbelts gentlemen… we put a little bit of memory on the cpu?’

Everyone else in the room, looking at each other: ‘should we tell him, or…?’

Okay grandpa, let’s get you back to the senior center…

‘you can do whatever you want with your purchase’

does whatever I want with my purchase

‘wtf no fuck you not like that’

“You were supposed to cover me, wtf and you call yourself prestige 8 on cod? I’ve seen bots smarter than you.”

teabagging their coworker/teammates that they just betrayed for the lols

“and they pay me for this shit lmao FUCK YOU MOM I TOLD YOU MY SKILLS WOULD PAY OFF”