Move it…?
grabs a fork and starts eating it
Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com
Move it…?
grabs a fork and starts eating it
Totally not biased, but horses are overrated. Canines however…
Oops! All cartels
Man these captain crunch spinoffs are getting dark


Me, looking over at my mouse in its cage while I sit at my laptop: 🤔


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Oh won’t somebody PLEASE think of the shareholders‽
🐧: we use arch btw
PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?!


Some weird kind of self-vore, but instead of bellies, butts, or balls, it’s lungs
Simpsons did it first
Me: not wearing pants
You: ‘I have made a grave mistake’
For everything else, there’s Mastercard


Instructions unclear, shat in the sink bowl


I mean for $7 an hour, yeah, I don’t get paid nearly enough to give (take, technically) a shit
The elusive hacker known as 4chan!
I think thatsthejoke.jpg
Same for disabled folks too. Yes, I’m totally hiding a brick of C4 woven into the fibers of my wheelchair, you must know so much from watching CSI every week. And it’s true, I haven’t seen my master in a year now, so if you get grabby you’re going to get poked right back. Anything beyond that though, ima need cash or card first.
Mmm, toast…