Midnight Wolf

I swear that wasn’t the case, but I guess I’m wrong. Where do you go to ‘trade in’ the licenses?

My first used license ‘expired’ after a year, even though I’m 99% sure they are perpetual. So I’m on my second, waiting for that to expire too…

Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn’t that far out-there.

🍔🐈

Fight me for the burger

Depending on the film on the windows, the amount of actual captured solar power may be substantially less. It is optimal to recharge your pets in direct sunlight; but no more that 4 hours per day, or they may overheat.

Wait, they had two instances of not real? They are learning too much.

notices them furiously masterbate while watching me eat

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nods in approval

Backstreet’s back, all right!

daddyyyyyy 😫

Yeah, I can vouch for this not being the ideal process

E: especially when he’s as thick as your arm

Str… straight people? What is that? Are those those that didn’t get their programmer socks in their welcome kit? Oh, the humanity!

Binary Eye says ‘no code detected’ so back to the drawing board boys

Gotta put your hands on grampas shoulders and give him what he wants

When they ask but they start with the current year. Yes, I was born in 2026 now let me in.

Someone should probably tell then that the sauce is even worse

The chicken is ‘fine/meh’ but their sauce is awful. I have no idea who the fuck thought that concoction was pleasant or the rows of theoretical taste-testers that clearly lack taste buds, but shit they should be forced to dip everything in that slew for the rest of their lives. Actually genuinely an abomination.

I tried it on several occasions from different locations, but it sucks all the same.

Smh global warming is hitting us all, even icebergs are lit

Retards checking in, I see.