Midnight Wolf

Mmm, toast…

Move it…?

grabs a fork and starts eating it

Neigh :p

Totally not biased, but horses are overrated. Canines however…

Oops! All cartels

Man these captain crunch spinoffs are getting dark

Me, looking over at my mouse in its cage while I sit at my laptop: 🤔

and subscribe

Oh won’t somebody PLEASE think of the shareholders‽

🐧: we use arch btw

PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?!

Some weird kind of self-vore, but instead of bellies, butts, or balls, it’s lungs

Simpsons did it first

where pp tho?

Me: not wearing pants

You: ‘I have made a grave mistake’

For everything else, there’s Mastercard

Instructions unclear, shat in the sink bowl

I mean for $7 an hour, yeah, I don’t get paid nearly enough to give (take, technically) a shit

The elusive hacker known as 4chan!

I think thatsthejoke.jpg

Same for disabled folks too. Yes, I’m totally hiding a brick of C4 woven into the fibers of my wheelchair, you must know so much from watching CSI every week. And it’s true, I haven’t seen my master in a year now, so if you get grabby you’re going to get poked right back. Anything beyond that though, ima need cash or card first.