Midnight Wolf

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the copier stands up angrily

FEED ME PAPER

Me, a furry: I disagree.

(felines, in my experience, are pretty freaky, and I absolutely love it. bring that muzzle over here for daddy, give me a taste of what’s to come~)

Well that’s easy to remember

I wore a collar from sophomore year until graduation, at school and at home. Stopped after as the folks were weirded out. Have a newer, nicer collar a few years ago that my master got for/with me, that I wear when we’re together. It’s nice.

I stopped giving any fucks regarding what others think of me shortly after I became a furry two decades ago. I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain things to such simple, judgemental individuals, so I just don’t bother. Life’s too short for that shit.

E: I need a tag, too. I don’t have anything written on mine.

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE 🤖

Right that down, RIGHT THAT DOWN

It’s a 3780 (MFC-L3780CDW), I have one. My first laser printer, finally (vetoed for 3x just to have yet another inkjet fail…). My understanding is that all colors are consumed even if it’s b/w, since the paper needs to pass all the toner regardless of color, so I’m pretty sure you’d encounter the same issue, just ‘everything is empty’ instead of ‘one thing is empty’.

We bought it last year and have used like 2% toner, so at this rate I’ll die before I need to get replacement cartridges (I’ve printed nothing, family has printed everything so far).

I like it, my only wish is that it had a turn on/off schedule. It’s not great at photos but I knew that going in; we haven’t printed photos in like 20 years, so the trade-off was fine.

That’s wild. I guess it’s like channel surfing, but jeez.

Yeah, it’s quite nice. My ex and I were/are open, and it was fun. My master is basically asexual (and I’m the absolute opposite), so he has let me play with anyone I have asked about. A local cutie I play with occasionally has a gf, and they are also open.

Though I haven’t played around outside of the furry community in a decade, and haven’t dated outside it since… Nearly 20 years. So my pool of potential partners is relatively very small, but (I think, at least) they are wonderful, so =)

Here, here, and here

Me, never leaving the Subscription tab: ???

Considering the graffiti is not in English (or any language that I, an American, recognize):

(X) Doubt

I’m disabled, but I’ll gleefully cut the sign down and piss all over it in broad daylight. Anybody tries to stop me and it becomes a piss-coated harpoon. Every day if necessary, until they get the message.

That level of petty bullshit goes right back where it came from. I’m not at all opposed of going lower than my opponent - wtf are they going to do, try to get public and legal support for harassing a disabled person? Lmao

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I’ve had the calculator open for 15 minutes but nothing is happening, is it broken? Help?

And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand

How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???

They can be quite frisky…