Midnight Wolf

Haven is what I landed on, self-hosted with a dev who gives a damn.

It is now safe to turn off your computer

I dunno, I heard this newfangled “internet” is all the rage, but I think it’s just a fad

What if you are unattractive but very qualified? Like a disabled IT basement dweller?

… asking for a friend

And you didn’t do it and let them delete the account, right? …right?

So you’re the one filming, doing post-processing, or director?

no problems

malware

blink twice if you are being held against your will

It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru

looks in the mirror

screams

falls down the stairs

GTAV did the same bullshit, delaying the pc version. GTA4 gave pc players an absolute shitstain version, at release even the strongest systems couldn’t hold a steady 30 fps with max settings.

Rockstar used to be a pc-first developer. In the last 15 years they have actively worked against the interests of their original community, and Microsoft and Sony are gleefully cheering them on.

This goes for anyone considering buying into their bullshit: stop bending over and taking it. This will continue to get worse if the profits outweigh the backlash.

I’ve played gta since 2, and I’m considering getting 6 for the pc, but this timed exclusivity is nothing but bullshit. Full stop, there’s nothing more to it. Don’t support it.

13 years old boy

‘so how did you come up with this idea originally’

starts sweating profusely

‘you were driven by wanting to save porn on your family’s computer without them knowing, I guarantee it’

jumps out the window mid-interview

Young Dro - Shoulder Lean (feat. T.I.)

Mothers with 0-4 year olds: GET BACK IN THERE

It’s quite a nice color, I feel

cries in poor

He must have lost a bet

🎶 I’m too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts~ 🎶

“Sure, just give me the raise I’ve been asking for and I’ll get right on that.”

“…”

“That’s what I thought.”

penii

Or the monitor that is displaying the images that are representative of cars but are actually pixels.