Midnight Wolf

Mmmm, cake…

I mean, what’s that saying, ‘if you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room’? It is not my fault I have a gigabrain. Git gud, therapist.

Doctor why did you put a comma inside the patient

The internet

Big, oozing, dicks. All over your face.

Better? Good.

Jorts?

Beans? 🐾

A box of them can be had for a few bucks, with like 25 each. Hell, you can go to some places (planned parenthood style facilities) and they are free to take from a bowl on the front counter.

I spent like $15 a few years ago and got like 50 fancy ‘variety pack’ style with various brands in them. Big spender over here!

Though I went galaxy-brain, with my mind being all ‘oooh boys 🥰’, so I don’t need to worry about wrapping up to prevent a kiddo myself :P

Lit fam 🔥

When 10 cents for a condom is too much, but 18 years is just fine

Unless it’s country, then it’s just trash.

“I was fuckin’ my truckin’ when my wife came home early; I tried to pull out but that Ford bumper had me lockin’, so when she turned the key I screamed something wiiiiiiiiiiild~”

It’s always women, trucks, beer, bad decisions and sadness. Always.

So uh, when you buy something online… Where do you deliver it to, and how confused is the ups driver that you keep sending packages to 123 Fake Street for the last decade?

I have a wired account and I pulled up my details, since I remember almost subscribing, but bailing a few years back. All they got from me is a unique email address.

Stop, stop! He’s already dead!

So where are you getting your current (let’s say released in the last decade, just to be generous), legal, AA/AAA, drm-free games from?

The answer ‘nowhere’ means that you have no viable argument.

So your issue is drm free games that are… still currently popular? Oh, the horror. We must shield this child from the passage of time, for they believe ‘things were better when’ and ‘I already took my pills!’

“in a leveraged buyout” was what I expected the next words to be. So at least it’s not that…

Mazda: zoom zoom

cloak and dagger

posts details on the internet

🤔

Best, investment, ever.

If stay, stay 4ever

U go, do it today

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