Midnight Wolf

Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis

hair

0/10, redo the assignment for partial credit

When loan sharks meet cats:

Here you go. But where’s your car?

You people wear clothes?

In no order: yes, no, and yes

You obviously aren’t trying hard enough

Me, the engineer as this baby is about to derail and hit that hill at 90: ‘maybe there should be’

With my penis

🐾

Start? Amateur. I arrive aching and wet.

Just the tip?

🥺👉👈

Emotional support and consent.

There was a prior incident.

Mmm, toast…

Move it…?

grabs a fork and starts eating it

Neigh :p

Totally not biased, but horses are overrated. Canines however…

Oops! All cartels

Man these captain crunch spinoffs are getting dark

Me, looking over at my mouse in its cage while I sit at my laptop: 🤔