Midnight Wolf

Me, looking around at every other company in existence: uhh… guys…

It’s okay, we don’t care about Ohio either

pulls out minigun from payday 2

loan approved

😎

I dunno. Having the right person who understands, and a day to waste and enjoy… Sounds okay to me.

Overused ‘journey not destination’ yada yada and all that. But it can be true.

Perhaps a MacBook Wheel user

🛬

… anyone? Anyone at all? Really? Fine…

… that’s what she said.

Ah, I see you’re an Office for Mac kinda person

Soft cocks are fun too :3

It’s not ‘I want to be included too’ but like, the entire thing is silly. We are all some shade of a color. To single out a group and call them ‘colored’ when we literally all are is just, wat.

I mean it’s not like the people who were at the helm of racism were particularly intelligent, but like come on. It’s almost comical how smooth-brained they were (are). If I pulled out a pack of crayons and pointed to the white one, their worldview may implode.

Eh, it’s not ‘vibrant’ or ‘pops’ but it’s okay. Neutral can be a nice color.

Same but for tits.

Like you just got those hanging out like you’re trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?

…

a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training ‘umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf’

I’ve always thought either were silly - it implies that ‘white’ isn’t a color. Even if you say ‘white is the absence of color’ that itself is a color.

‘hey Bill, what did you paint your fence as’ ‘I painted it not a color’ ‘ah, quite basic, no?’

But not Meta as fuck, in this case

y e s

Maybe - I have two decades in tech but camera stuff is basically still new to me. I just know that the ootb system for reolink doesn’t play nice (or at all) with any systems that are foss/not reolink, so I had to toggle the setting for it to cooperate.

“I’ll be back…ing up”

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP…

drives car through front glass

I fixed your door, and made a drive thru. That’ll be $50,000. No store credit.

Yeah, that’s it!

It’s been a bit but I do remember I wanted the bigger screen, the fingerprint and nfc readers are nice to integrate ‘eventually’, and I think it was only an extra like $75? Oh, and the secondary package cam, that was the main factor tbh.

I wanted to get the poe version + their chime, but I got vetoed since ‘we already have a mechanic chime’ and I don’t have PoE setup in the house. But my pitch for the pro model was successful and an easy sell.