Midnight Wolf

People who work night shift: …

So like Homer says, the secret is to never try, that way you’ll never fail.

Pfft, get your head out of the anvil

A man of culture

XD

bonk

Man, there are now four Metas? I hate this timeline…

Oh yeah, brick me daddy

(in the tone of ‘the verizon guy’)

Because of the brick pelting? Good.

there’s laws against

So then why do we need prisons? We have laws, you know!

Actions will always be better than ‘someone wrote it on a napkin so nobody can ever do it again’. World peace and unity are achieved, all hail the napkin! gets stabbed ‘hey you know we have a napkin that says you can’t… nnngh… dies’

🦉

Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.

I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.

Nah nah. When they say “go fuck yourself” and you reply “too late”, drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.

Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don’t take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all… But that’s their problem now.

Meow

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People? Ugh, how repulsing.

🐺👀

I do (most) of my autoupdates on Sunday at 4am, that way if things break it happens on an expected schedule. My manual updates like proxmox too, once I’m awake. Game servers are daily though, since stuff can break if client/server aren’t on the same version.

I had Vaultwarden push an update a couple of years ago that broke it, and I had daily autoupdates on (watchtower) so for an hour I was panicking about what happened. That’s how I switched to my mostly-weekly system, with critical vulnerability updates done manually on release.

ABS is actually quite easy

Well yeah, you just depress the brake pedal

The brits are here