Midnight Wolf

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I’ve had the calculator open for 15 minutes but nothing is happening, is it broken? Help?

And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand

How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???

They can be quite frisky…

“the Microsoft told me to, now I need to go to the burst buy and get a new hell computer”

FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE

NOW IT’S A GHOST TOWN

(it might be the remake or whatever, but back in my day it was the original cod4 and it was a decent shooter)

And not just security updates, as they said, but (minor) ‘feature’ updates as well.

Back when FedEx employees were swiping pixel phones from customer packages so often that it was reported weekly+ on reddit (2016-2021 or so), when I would order a new device, I’d request signature on delivery, and film receiving the package (+ my doorbell cam for a different perspective) all the way until I had the phone out of the packaging and in my hand.

Concerns of it occurring were so rampant that it sparked my migration away from Google services, so that if it happened to me and I got pushback from the abysmal cs, a chargeback and eventual account suspension wouldn’t harm me beyond the inconvenience of filing the chargeback.

“hi, I’m midnight, and I’m here because all you fucks need me, unfortunately. I’m also not getting paid overtime for this 7am meeting…”

But yet, your comment is only one. Curious.

“no”

Amazon: “hey, stop copying me!”

As someone who had a machine with an Atom chip during the height of the netbook phase: [whoa, this is worthless] meme

minecraft

6gb vram

it’s too late, revert back to alpha 1.0.13, where the game was a tenner, would run well on a netbook, and had multi-player

(X) Doubt

You’d need to print them out for reference on the journey.

I’m confused, where is the spoiler (wing) at?

makes vrrroooom noises

I assumed this was common knowledge since like NT 4, but at least the knowledge is spreading

Librewolf + Kagi. I’ve looked at SearXNG but the Kagi search results ‘just work’ and let’s me tweak it how I want, so I haven’t felt motivated to bother with the deployment.