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2 days agoWith my penis
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With my penis
Start? Amateur. I arrive aching and wet.
Emotional support and consent.
There was a prior incident.
Move it…?
grabs a fork and starts eating it
Totally not biased, but horses are overrated. Canines however…
Oops! All cartels
Man these captain crunch spinoffs are getting dark


Me, looking over at my mouse in its cage while I sit at my laptop: 🤔


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Oh won’t somebody PLEASE think of the shareholders‽
🐧: we use arch btw
PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?!


Some weird kind of self-vore, but instead of bellies, butts, or balls, it’s lungs
Simpsons did it first
Me, the engineer as this baby is about to derail and hit that hill at 90: ‘maybe there should be’