Midnight Wolf

So uh, when you buy something online… Where do you deliver it to, and how confused is the ups driver that you keep sending packages to 123 Fake Street for the last decade?

I have a wired account and I pulled up my details, since I remember almost subscribing, but bailing a few years back. All they got from me is a unique email address.

Stop, stop! He’s already dead!

So where are you getting your current (let’s say released in the last decade, just to be generous), legal, AA/AAA, drm-free games from?

The answer ‘nowhere’ means that you have no viable argument.

So your issue is drm free games that are… still currently popular? Oh, the horror. We must shield this child from the passage of time, for they believe ‘things were better when’ and ‘I already took my pills!’

“in a leveraged buyout” was what I expected the next words to be. So at least it’s not that…

Mazda: zoom zoom

cloak and dagger

posts details on the internet

🤔

Best, investment, ever.

If stay, stay 4ever

U go, do it today

👌

But not Bank of America?

“he [cock] vored those candy bars, just like it was nothing. then he turned to face me…”

I have an oral fixation, so I get that.

Also >//> that’s rather hot, haha.

Are we talking incandescent bulbs or led bulbs?

circle

clearly a (rounded) rectangle

straight to jail

noticeably

🫠

“and how did you develop this fetish?”

“uh, well, you aren’t going to believe this, but…”

Simultaneously.

“soon, soon…”

only 7 inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME