Midnight Wolf

Wouldn’t it be more akin to a cryptominer, since it’s not doing anything with intent to harm or damage data, but the goal is to gain funds without the user’s knowledge?

“and somehow now I’m paying child support, where I’m fucked but I didn’t get fucked; tell me what kind of bullshit is thiiiiiis?”

They say ‘you are what you eat’ but I don’t know if that applies to liquids

On my Pixel, stock os:

• settings
• safety & emergency
• wireless emergency alerts

As someone who has had one before, I’m right there with you

Combo bonus!

NEW HIGH SCORE!

A man after my own heart. Plus, dinner and a show.

I think it’s kinda high, but I’m the kinda guy who wants a courthouse wedding, with two attendees for legal requirements, for $75 instead of a day-long event for five-figures.

I’m also fine with taking my own pictures and ‘here hold this and press the button in 3 seconds’, so I’m not trying to compete with the Mona Lisa. I just don’t get the appeal at all.

Of course. The second ‘wedding’ leaves the customer’s lips, the price jumps 5x. Because fuck you pay me.

Where’s your portfolio?

Who’s a cute little jug of milk? You are! Yes you are!

…

It’s just not the same, you know?

…should really get new houses since the solar radiation will quickly give you cancer, it robs you of your privacy, and it is very fragile and expensive to replace?

Doesn’t really roll off the tongue well, though…

Maybe the cat was in our hearts the entire time

That’s not that big

smirks

I had an ex that could/would have done that, on cue, anytime. Their skill was unmatched, their dedication unwavering, their gag reflex nonexistent.

I miss them.

I recognized the character but couldn’t remember the name, thanks

But that’s a canine, not a feline

That’s called “hyper”

“I swear bb, it’s 10” but I can’t show you right now"